I can't find it now, but amidst the 3.3.1 kerfuffle someone blogged about what the iCar would be like. Here's what I remember from it:
If Apple made cars:
* You'd only be able to drive them on Apple-certified roads
* The cupholder would only accept a proprietary Apple cup
* There would only be one pedal
* You could have any color you want - provided it's brushed aluminium
If Apple made cars: