Context to other readers: "META" has been replaced with "Procedural question" in the root comment. This is a change that I agree with.
Consider this: I almost didn't read your original comment, because I also don't want to work for Meta. It was only because the comment was still fresh at the top, that I decided to take a short look.
So it's really a negative filter question? But they will find your comment, and now mine. Hilarious.
If you came here by accident, please do not work for META, do some good in the world instead.