who do I have to pay to get my resume read by a human? I am really excited about sr full stack role here - 9 years experience, ms cs, most of my work at startups
I'm completely aware you're joking, but I've got people damn mad at me for making the "who do I have to pay/bribe around here" joke that I avoid it like the plague these days.
Sorry for the triteness, will improve my humor game in following months! (The 2021 vs 2025 interview parody video that I watched lately is pretty amazing...)
I gave our hiring team a heads up about this thread as a source for candidates. Could you drop a comment if you don’t get the human reply you’re expecting in a while? Really appreciate you taking an interest, and I hope that we’re showing respect to folks like you in our process.
