Nobody, you just mention the different points of view that are in the sources.

Which nobody does (really) because it turns into a giant narcissist shit fight then for who can come up with the most absurd ‘truthy’ answer for publicity.

Everyone has to end up filtering at some point or it’s all just noise.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Mexico_naming_controve... There's an entire article on it.

Now imagine that for toilet paper over the top, or over the bottom, or sitting on top of the toilet tank. And everything in between.

We have plenty of bits, at least.